How To Plan An Orgy

Pick the right people when you plan an orgy (this should include screening for STIs as discreetly as possible); make sure you pick a venue where there are no noise restrictions; and buy a huge fruit bowl, and a huge amount of condoms to put in it. Be sure that your significant other is totally down with what is about to transpire. Limit alcohol and drug use, as these will impair your decision making abilities, and impede your ability to consent to sex, and may also incite unwanted emotional responses in other orgy attendees. Resist the temptation to film your orgy, as this may show up in places some of those present may not want it to. Dress the part, relax, and prepare to enjoy a party like no other.

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Pick The Right People To Invite To Your Orgy

If you want your orgy to be the best it can possibly be, you will want to make sure that the people that you invite are the very best people you can find. One thing you really do NOT want to do is to invite total strangers -- this should be an invite only thing so that you know you are getting the right people. After all, you are going to be having sex with most or even all of them, so you need to be sure that they do not have any kinds of problems, either sexual, emotional, or mental -- and believe it when we say that any one of those things can ruin an entire orgy and dash any plans you may have at having another one any time soon. Think of your orgy as a kind of sex cake -- if any one of the ingredients is off, then the whole cake will be ruined. The whole chain is only as strong as the weakest link, so make sure that every link is strong. If you want your orgy to be a huge success -- and why would you not want it to be? -- then ensuring its success relies on making sure that only the best get invited.

How To Screen Potential Orgy People

When you decide to plan an orgy, you may well want to take a good and critical look at the people you are going to invite. Have they been having marital problems? Do they get angry at parties? Do you know them to have an STI? Are they jealous of you? Things like that. The other thing to think about, and one which, to be honest, should actually be at the very front of your mind, is how attracted you are to the folk you invite to your orgy. You will obviously need to be attracted to at least most of them in order for the orgy to be a success. How do you screen people? If you know anything about the sex work industry, you will know that there are black lists. If you know anyone in the industry, you may be able to get access to this blacklist. It is not an ideal way to go about things, but if you are looking to set up an orgy, there may be some overlap between potential invites and 'Johns' in your city. Something to bear in mind. Another way to screen for the right kind of folk to invite to your little get together is to make sure that they are all referred by your friends, or even better, that they are your friends. What better way to make sure that you have a sexy time of it than asking only your hottest friends to go to the orgy? Of course, if the not so sexy ones find out then they may get a little upset, but the nature of an underground orgy is discretion, with the meaning that they will not find out anyway.

Best Sex Positions For An Orgy

Any thing goes when it comes to planning an orgy. It does depend, though, on what kind of an orgy this is going to be. Is it going to be a no holds barred every guy for himself kind of a thing, or is it going to be a straight up, down and dirty gang bang? The best position for a guy is standing up and having sex with the woman who is lying on a table, bed, or sofa. The best position for the woman is lying down with her legs spread and her knees bent. She can also be face down, taking it from all the other guys there. You can also tag team in pairs or more, with rows of men and women, or couples of same sexes, lined up and all having sex at the same time. The other option is an all out heaving mass of sweaty bodies all having sex.

How To Prepare For An Orgy

It is actually pretty easy to prepare yourself and the venue when you plan an orgy. One of the things you don't need to worry about too much is what to wear. While it is good to make an entrance and to look sexy, you will not be spending much time wearing clothes, so try not to worry too much about what to pick from your wardrobe on the big night. You can get in the zone by watching porn and dressing the part a few hours before you go. If you want to get in the mood by masturbating, then go for it, but be careful that you do not mess with your stamina. If you are a guy then you will know that it can take a little while to make more ejaculate. If you were hoping to come in or on someone or more than one person at the orgy then do not blow your load before you even get there. There is an alternative outcome to this, though, which is that the second time you come can sometimes last longer, which will actually improve your stamina. Some other guys can come several times in around ten minutes, so every one is a bit different. The same goes for a woman, more or less, except in term of penetration. You may get sore after a while of having so much group sex, often with guys with very large penises, so you may want to hold off on using your dildo, unless it is not too big for you. Remember that you will have a lot of men inside you tonight, so try to be patient.

How To Tidy Up After An Orgy

The simple answer is -- with gloves. You will encounter a lot of pretty gross stuff cleaning up after an orgy, so better be safe than sorry, and go round with the cleaning spray in one hand, plastic bag in the other, and gloves at all times. If there are towels, pick those up first and get them straight to whatever laundry service you are using, even if this means your own laundry room. Next, set aside any items that folk may have lost during the orgy -- designate a lost and found box. Once all the obvious objects have been picked up, THEN go round and pick up the trash. It will be a lot easier this way around. Once the room, or warehouse, or whatever space you used for your red hot orgy has been tidied up, sweep, then mop if it's a hard floor, or push the vacuum cleaner around a bit if not. It's pretty simple, really!

The Unwritten Rules Of Orgies

Some may say that there are no rules to an orgy, but the fact is that there is indeed an unspoken code when it comes to group sex that should be common sense to most folk, but may need to be put into writing at least somewhere on the internet -- and why not here? Some of the things that may count as unspoken rules of a group sex event, or orgy, might seem the kinds of questions of etiquette that do not need too much thought. Some of these include, but are not limited to: couples' rules, no surprise anal, condoms always unless otherwise stated, and if a guy or a gal seems uncomfortable, then be mindful of their behavior and their mood. Did we mention "no surprise anal?" Yeah, none of that. Always, for the love of all that is good, please make sure you and all involved have washed before the orgy commences!

Top Ten Reasons Why Orgies Are Great

How To Make Sure Your Next Orgy Is Even Better

Take out a pen and paper and write down a list of everything that was so great about your new orgy experience, and then write a list of things about it that maybe were not so great. Now make a list of ways that you could improve upon each of the various points on both of your two lists -- good and bad. You will find that there are ways to improve on every part of your new orgy experience. Add it all up and you will soon see all the ways in which you can make your next orgy be even better that the last one was!