How Do You Join The Mile High Club?

Entry to the fabled Mile High Club is fairly easy -- you simply have to have sex while on a flight. It's not as easy as it sounds, though! While there do exist a few airlines that will allow, and even encourage, having sex on an airplane, (do a Google search!) the majority do not; indeed, public exposure is an offense in many countries, and sex outside marriage also carries heavy penalties depending on where you are. If you really must try it, we suggest going to the toilet separately, then meeting inside, having already agreed on a secret knock, (and, crucially, which toilet to meet in.) Other options include doing it under a blanket, but this is not to be recommended unless you really want to get caught and possibly criminalized.

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What Is The Mile High Club Anyway?

The short answer is that the Mile High Club consists of people who have had sex on an airplane that is in the air. It is not a real club as such -- there is no central office that regulates it, nor are there subscription fees, or monthly newsletters. It is more of a jokey name given to the initiation of someone into the act of having sex on an airplane. Where did the term Mile High Club come from in the first place? Nobody is totally sure, but it seems to have originated at a US pilots club in the 1950s. The practice of having sex with the air stewardesses was widespread -- indeed, if a man told you that his wife was an air stewardess, he would usually be treated with some sympathy, because it was almost certain that his wife would be having sex with the pilots at some point or another. For this reason, being a pilot has always been a rather glamorous job for a guy to have.

Is It Illegal To Have Sex On A Plane?

Yes and no. In some countries it is illegal to have sex in public, while in others it is illegal to be exposed in public. It really depends on the country that operates the airline, as well as which time zone you happen to be flying over. Strictly speaking, if you are discreet then you can get away with it, but it is a risky business -- which may well explain why some people find it such a thrill. If you are really worried bout having sex on a plane, then you may want to consider if it is in fact the kind of thing that you really want to do. It is not for all folk, so you should not feel that you have to gain access to this largely imaginary club by doing something that you think you may get in trouble for, if this is a real concern of yours. Realistically, if you do not get caught then it is not a big deal, just be mindful that is is a crime in some countries --be safe.

What Is The Best Position To Have Sex On A Plane?

There are pretty much only two or three positions you can get away with having sex on an airplane if it is a standard commercial flight. Of course, if you have charted your own plane, then you can do whatever you want. The positions are basically these: standing up facing each other in the bathroom; the same, but doggy style, and under a blanket in your seat if no one is watching. The riding positions are also good if you are going to have sex in your seat, but the plane had better be pretty empty if you are going to attempt this. Facing, or in the reverse cowgirl position work well here if you have the nerve to just go for it. Think about the kinds of things you like to do in the usual places where you have sex with your other half. This is most likely your bed, your car, perhaps in the woods if you are a little wild at heart. What kinds of positions do you like best? Most of them can work in most places if you are lithe and careful enough to pull them off. The bottom line is that you will have to contort yourself somewhat to the confined spaces that are offered to people who fly commercial airlines, and which comprise the seating and washroom areas.

How Can I Get Away With Having Sex On A Plane?

This is the big question, and the fact is that the only real way you are going to have sex on a plane as a standard passenger is to meet up in the bathroom. One of you goes first and the other follows. You will have to arrange a secret knock or a similar way to tell each other that you have the right bathroom. To b honest, there are usually not very many bathrooms on a plane, but maybe the two of you should agree on which one you are going to meet up in to have sex before you embark on this kind of wild and reckless sex adventure several thousand feet up in the air. Getting away with having sex on a plane basically means not getting seen, and that is the thing that you will need to remember if you are going to have successful sex on a plane. It is not all that hard to not get spotted by folk, so why not bring a blanket with you, or even make use of the blankets which some airlines give out for free use, and get jiggy under the sheets while you are up in the air? It may seem tempting to just abandon the whole idea, but if you are careful it works.

I Heard That Some Airlines Allow Plane Sex. Is This True?

This is in fact true, and while we are not going to advertise any of them here, suffice it to say that if you do a search online with the search terms 'airplane plane sex' you will find them. They allow randy fliers to charter their vehicles so that you can have sex in leisure way up in the air. Featuring aisles with the central row of seats stripped out and beds that you can have sex on, these flights are tailor made for any fliers looking to gain entry to the very exclusive Mile High Club.

It Is Impossible To Conceive On A Plane. Fact Or Fiction?

Nonsense. You can conceive anywhere. We thought about it. A lot. And what better place to bring new life into the world than thousands of kilometers in the air? That would be an awesome story to tell the grandchildren, (or not.) Just don't do what the Beckhams did and name your kid after where he or she was conceived; while Brooklyn might be a pretty cool name, Airplane Toilet is not. It is of course very possible to get pregnant while you are having sex all the way up in the air, so if this is something that you would like to do, then go for it -- just do not get caught by anyone, either the staff or other passengers. It will make for something very interesting to remember between you are one-day parents, even if you never actually tell your kid that he or she was made on a flight. You are equally likely to have either a girl baby or a boy baby by getting pregnant on a plane.